More eye protection madness

Having criticised Rhymefest for his lack of goggle knowhow, I feel I should extend this to Margaret Thatcher. Sheer lunacy! I bet she knows f*ck all about gansta rap’n’all. (Oh, the article that photo is in is worth reading as well. Ahem).

Yet more no marks make the grade

The relentless pace of the Conservatives’ slide to mediocrity continues. They have added a third tranche on the increasingly laughably named “A list”. Surely “C list” is a more accurate term? Very soon, I confidently expect the entire Conservative Party to be on this list.