Don’t do it John!

Rumours abound that John Hemming will be guesting on a podcast with Guido and the Monkey.

Not entirely sure if this is wise, surely the internet equivalent of entering the Big Brother house in terms of credibility. Rumours that Guido showed up cavorting in a bright red leotard and that the Monkey put his face in John’s crotch in a failed attempt to “lap up some milk” have yet to be entirely discounted. Thank God it’s audio, is all I can say.


  1. We found John Hemming to be impressively honest and a straight bat. Unlike other LibDem leaders and wannabees. He also got his round in. He is, tragically, your lost leader.

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