Clegg unveils super powers?

Have I ever mentioned how much I love BBC headlines? Their obsession to bring everything into a certain word and character limit to ensure it will always fit on a line leads them to end up coming up with some remarkable turns of phrase. Take this for instance:

Clegg unveils green energy vision

I’m sure I can figure out what that’s supposed to mean, but I can’t really be bothered. The thing in my head is much more entertaining:
Nick Clegg unveils green energy vision

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5 responses to “Clegg unveils super powers?”

  1. John Avatar
    John

    We can but hope. At least then we won’t have to wonder whether Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg are competing for the lowest profile in British political history.

  2. dreamingspire Avatar
    dreamingspire

    He clearly comes from another planet. Send him back.

  3. Yuan Avatar
    Yuan

    28 or 29 characters to be precise… surprisingly less difficult than it sounds!

  4. James Graham Avatar
    James Graham

    I’m sure it isn’t difficult to do, but a lot the results are hilarious. Doing it in a way that conveys the meaning that was intended is a bit of an art I suspect.

  5. […] looks forwards to Nick Clegg unveiling his superpowers, and zapping the evil David Cameron with his green energy vision. He’s even drawn a picture to illustrate […]

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