I’ve just heard that the Tories have shortlisted Warwick Lightfoot, star of Return of the Jedi, Willow and, of course, Leprechaun, for their candidate for London Mayor. I’ve always been a big fan of his work.
Seems like just the candidate to stuff Boris. After all, look as the mess he made of that Scout Walker!
UPDATE: I should have added a few gags about Professor Flitwick standing for Mayor of Diagon Alley – you know, for the kids – but you get the idea.