Tony Blair is lamenting about that eeevil old media. You know, the thing that he used to become Prime Minister:
the media can operate like “a feral beast” and its relationship with politicians is “damaged” and in need of repair.
Can this be true? Well, it would appear that we now have a way to find out. Simply stick one of these up a journo’s bum, et voila!
If the test is positive, the good news is you can use the bile they produce to make shampoo. How wonderful is that?
(I’d hat tip Chris Keating, but actually I read about it somewhere else first and thus he deserves no credit whatsoever)