Come And Get Your Hot Free Willy Action Here!

One of the most boring staples of the blogosphere is bloggers banging on about the bizarre Google searches people find their websites via. Normally I eschew such cliche you understand, but I will make an exception in this case: woman beating up a Giant Orange Whale One is to infer this is a reference to… Continue reading Come And Get Your Hot Free Willy Action Here!

What do the Lisbon Treaty, colonic irrigation, psychic locksmiths and “Vogue Escorts” massage parlour have in common?

Another month, another name change. The British Free Press, formerly the UK Column, formerly the Plymouth and Devonport Column, has now become The Westminster News (pdf). Yes, it’s back, and this time it’s fatter than a Sandra in a sponsored fat suit. The reason for all this padding is that it has lots of adverts… Continue reading What do the Lisbon Treaty, colonic irrigation, psychic locksmiths and “Vogue Escorts” massage parlour have in common?

Fat people unite! You have nothing to lose but your shoelaces!

I wrote the following letter to Lib Dem News last week but they saw fit not to print it. Fair enough, but here it is anyhoo: Just what point is Sandra Gidley trying to make by prancing about in a comedy fat suit (People, 22nd February)? As someone who is at least as fat as… Continue reading Fat people unite! You have nothing to lose but your shoelaces!