Miss me? No? Well, I’m back from holidaying in Cornwall.
Had a great time, except for the fact that our holiday cottage was not only shit, but it emerged that, as a very mild asthmatic, I was severely allergic to the place and have now fucked up my lungs. Marvellous!
So, Tim Razzall has apparently resigned, only to be given some weird non-job? Hmmm… shades of Prezza methinks. Desperately trying to get to the bottom of this, can anyone help?
Welcome back – I’m off to Polperro end of the month – any tips?
This isn’t going to cure you or anything, but try drinking lots of Earl Grey – apparently the bergamot in it is very soothing for asthmatics (according to my other half, who is hardly a crunchy granola new age type).
Tips on Polperro: Never drive a car in it. Be ready for lots of fitness training walking up and down to/from the town.
I am sorry to hear that “God’s Own County” disagreed with you, but I would lay odds that the cotage was not owned by anyone local, and is probably maintained by some holiday lets management service; it seems to be very much a problem in both Devon and Cornwall. I can’t speak for Devon, but having lived most of my life in Cornwall I know that it is a very big problem there. Having said that Polperro is one of the nicer places to visit, not that the rest of Cornwall is any less beautiful; I’ll shut up now as I am just a littel biased…
Welcome back James. Please no more extended absences though… your rants are much missed.