This is a short post to state that I have copyrighted the idea of portraying the Conservative party as a leopard who can’t change his spots. This is in anticipation of a future Dave the Chameleon ad in which Dave attempts to get the Tory leopard to do exactly that. Use it Tone, and I’ll sue your ass.
I thank you.
Incidently, while a leopard can’t change its spots, it is good to see that a leader can change his jaguar. Bdm-tss!