7:16:15 PM: I’ll be one of the bloggers on LBC’s election coverage tonight: http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2010/05/join-me-for-lbcs-election-night.html
7:19:25 PM: Hard to tell from @glinner’s tweets if his Tory tellers were breaking the rules or not.
7:21:38 PM: If they insisted on having his poll number, an offence was made. If they politely asked it’s a fine practice we should support (@glinner)
7:28:36 PM: 251 people now attending the Demo for Democracy (Sat, Traf Sq, 2pm). Another 361 maybes: http://bit.ly/9eBApD
7:29:42 PM: Other rallies taking place in Glasgow, Manchester, Bristol, Oxford and, MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, Middlesbrough: http://bit.ly/9eBApD
7:30:34 PM: (not gonna retweet the seperate links again – just follow the ones found on the Trafalgar Square event page)
7:32:01 PM: RT: @alexfoster: Cor, there’s a queue outside the polling station. Longer queue in chippy thobut.
7:33:14 PM: Seeing reports of queues everywhere outside polling stations. Brits usually queue in Post Offices, not to vote. Most un-British.
7:33:52 PM: I mean, seriously, queuing to vote? That’s what foreigners do. Usually outside mudhuts in Africa. Tsk.
7:34:18 PM: We’ll be putting purple ink on our index fingers next.
7:35:32 PM: RT: @paulwaugh: Lord Ashcroft’s ominous question. http://bit.ly/aRnsLK
9:39:12 PM: Just noticed my blog is still set on UTC (Azabaijan to be precise). Have hopefully solved it now.
9:39:53 PM: If it looks like I’ve been tweeting exit polls an hour before close of poll, it’s because of the time code. Don’t arrest me please.
9:41:27 PM: Must. Eat.
9:43:55 PM: Hmmm… blog now seems to think I am an hour into the future. #fail.
10:03:52 PM: RT @AIannucci: #ge2010. Labs, Lib Dems, Others: Charge! There’s 1 more hour to stop Pudge-Face and his Moon-eyed Loons.
10:04:48 PM: RT @Gilesyb: Dow cratering. FTSE due to open v down. On the + side, cheaper all the time to holiday in Europe. Hold off on the Greek villa
10:05:39 PM: RT @guardiantech: General election turnouts since 1945 http://bit.ly/9VGodA
10:10:10 PM: WTF is @icmresearch doing tweeting ‘rumours’ about its own exit poll? Pollsters have misbehaved a lot in this election.
10:11:10 PM: RT @Glinner: RT @mat: I just bought Greece » you woz robbed.
10:13:07 PM: RT @alexwilcock: Jimmy Carr on #alternativeelection just recommended porn, but he’s already the biggest wanker on TV (Farage being injured).
10:18:50 PM: RT @paulwaugh: Hearing lots of queues to vote. My gut says that’s a Lib surge that cd do for Labr. But hey, what do I know?
10:40:31 PM: RT: @caitlinmoran: #C4altelection Rod LIddle is the God Particle of cuntdom. His twottery fills the universe.
11:06:40 PM: RT @chickyog: BBC Exit Poll: CON 307, LAB 255, LD 59, OTH 29 << would mean Hung Parliament, Lib Dems boned.
11:08:25 PM: RT @qwghlm: If the Lib Dems lose total MPs despite the rise in the popular vote, oh my word… #ge2010
11:14:27 PM: WHERE ARE THE PERCENTAGES?! What is this? Amateur hour? Why are they sitting on them?
11:16:21 PM: RT @iaindale: Blogpost: Iain Dale’s Diary Readers’ Exit Poll http://tinyurl.com/3x476o4
11:17:12 PM: RT @qwghlm: Worth keeping in mind 2005’s exit poll predicted the Lib Dems to gain just 2 seats, they gained 11 http://bit.ly/cz0HOe #ge2010
11:18:48 PM: @BBCElection Fuck your uniform national swing bullshit and give me the percentages. Now.
11:19:49 PM: RT @alixmortimer: RT @rob_knight Is this the BBC exit poll? #ge2010 http://twitpic.com/1llhsr
11:27:43 PM: RT @lordbonkers: This exit poll is wrong. I know because all my tenants show me their votes before they go in the box
11:29:49 PM: RT @TiggerTherese: Blimey! What is this crazy sudden turn towards PR from Harman, Mandy, et al?
11:34:39 PM: RT @BBCElection: Scots voters going to polls http://bit.ly/aM64FE » er, still? Are you quite sure?
11:50:15 PM: RT @politicshomeuk: Channel 4 exit poll split: Con 38, Lab 28, Lib Dems 23 http://polurl.com/61756
11:52:28 PM: RT @lewis_baston: Mandelson and Harman both all-out for electoral reform.
11:53:02 PM: Can’t believe the Sheffield RO blaming students for not bringing their polling cards with them. Does he not know the law?
12:27:42 AM: Don’t go to bed mad at #ge2010 results – go to bed knowing you’re taking back parliament. http://bit.ly/Takeitback #ukelections #takeitback
12:50:15 AM: RT @politicshomeuk: Channel 4 exit poll split: Con 38, Lab 28, Lib Dems 23 http://polurl.com/61756
12:53:02 AM: Can’t believe the Sheffield RO blaming students for not bringing their polling cards with them. Does he not know the law?
12:55:06 AM: Surely they could have predicted high turnouts from the opinion polls?
1:01:14 AM: Has Bob Marshall-Andrews predicted he will lose yet? A fine election night tradition.
1:01:48 AM: I’m on LBC from 1am-1.30am apparently.
1:12:23 AM: @AngryFromMCR @apptme2theboard I know. I was joking.
1:15:38 AM: My old school chum Chris Philp is on LBC at the moment. Nothing personal Chris, but I hope you lose.
1:16:36 AM: Philp doesn’t sound too optimistic about his chances. If he thought he had a chance, I wouldn’t expect him to be giving interviews.
1:17:32 AM: Hope @joswinson’s team remember to tell her her own result this year (we, um, sort of forgot in 2005).
1:18:54 AM: .@markpack has predicted a LD gain in Hampstead and Kilburn on LBC.
1:27:13 AM: 699 signatories now on http://bit.ly/bbjvrH #takeitback
1:50:20 AM: The Alliance?! FTW! Well done in Belfast East!
1:51:17 AM: Well done @stevewebb!
1:54:51 AM: Sorry but not surprised to see Martin Linton lose Battersea. One of the better Labour MPs.
2:29:01 AM: Have been informed by an insider that Glasgow North is ‘kess i’. This is either some clever code or a mistype.
2:50:50 AM: It has to be said, we aren’t seeing any evidence of #cleggmania in the Lab-Con marginals.
2:55:04 AM: 1,243 now calling to #takeitback: http://www.takebackparliament.com/
2:55:52 AM: Bloke on LBC calling from Chippenham. Sounds close.
2:57:57 AM: Sad to hear about the Tories holding Newbury.
3:00:08 AM: Kirsty Allsop is completely shitfaced on the BBC at the moment.
3:01:26 AM: Shappi Khorsandi has been at the ales as well.
3:18:30 AM: Unconfirmed rumour that Lembit has lost Montgomeryshire.
3:20:11 AM: This really is the weirdest election night ever.
3:22:04 AM: Montgomeryshire count coming now
3:22:43 AM: Lembit rumour was true. The LDs have lost Lloyd George’s seat!!!
3:25:13 AM: @lewis_baston Wasn’t Montgomeryshire so safe in 2001 that it was the only LD const you didn’t profile in your guide? What a waste!
3:37:35 AM: There is one very clear loser from this election: the pollsters. Utter, utter fail.
3:38:58 AM: I’m still hopeful of a slight increase in the LD vote share and some net gains. But talking 1s and 2s not 10s now.
3:42:13 AM: David Heath did phenomenally well. Just goes to show what you can do with a platoon of Hawkmen at your disposal.
3:42:27 AM: (yes I know that was obscure)
3:43:44 AM: Well done Chris Huhne. Given the results tonight, I’m very relieved.
3:58:09 AM: RT @jenyockney: i think the portillo equivalent line this time is — were you up for “what the fuck is going on!?”
4:01:30 AM: A 17% swing in Merthyr but not a gain. Don’t know whether to celebrate the swing or commisserate the loss.
4:03:07 AM: The boargamer’s MP Nick Palmer has apparently lost.
4:08:06 AM: RT @bigdaddymerk: Dorries is back. another 5 years of comedy gold.
4:08:53 AM: RT @markpack: Sky News auto-subtitles screaming: “Tories have taken dope. Tories have taken dope.” Err… Dover?
4:10:41 AM: Nice to see the LD national share is slowly creeping up now.
4:25:09 AM: RT @libdemvoice: Jo Swinson HOLDS East Dunbartonshire >> congrats Jo!
4:48:24 AM: @drevanharris Good luck – and hang in there!
4:49:04 AM: Sad to see the LDs lose Rochdale but on a personal note like Simon Danczuk.
4:52:32 AM: Fundamentally, this result is so random. Not only does this look hung, it is hard to see how another GE will unhang it.
4:53:24 AM: We need a voting system in which the nation can make an actual decision. #takeitback http://www.takebackparliament.com/
4:55:49 AM: How can we be doing so badly while getting such humungous swings like in Merthyr and Redcar?!
4:56:55 AM: Remember folks: Canada went NOC in 2004. After three GEs it is still NOC. FPTP eventually breaks with multi-party politics.
5:04:55 AM: Richard Taylor has lost. So much for the independents vote then.
5:09:21 AM: Not surprised about losing Hereford South to be honest.
5:10:03 AM: RT @MrsBYork: this is why we need #electoralreform – libdems have 22% of vote but only 23 out of 330 seats #ge2010 #electionpowerzone2010
5:20:26 AM: RT @nickjbarlow: Colchester – Lib Dem hold, Bob Russell majority 6982 >> so much for the rumours
5:21:03 AM: RT @guidofawkes: Morley + Outwood recount! >> pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
5:24:11 AM: Anybody with a belief in rationality and science will be chilled by @drevanharris’ defeat. Big gain for the woowoo right.
5:25:07 AM: @drevanharris Really sorry. We needed you!
5:36:52 AM: RT @mudlarklives: #philippastroud loses in Sutton & Cheam – take that, God-bothering bigots. #ge2010
5:42:02 AM: Chippenham hold (gain)? Yes? Please?
5:45:57 AM: Well done @duncanhames – friend and ally for 15 years.
5:52:45 AM: Delighted to hear about Simon Wright winning Norwich South. Is this night about to get more interesting?
5:53:21 AM: (Interesting wrong word. It’s been interesting all morning. Horribly so.)
5:54:21 AM: Really like Simon Wright. He always looks like an earnest Sunday school teacher. In a good way, not a Philippa Stroud way.
5:55:19 AM: Zac Goldsmith’s mate (brother?) standing next to him looks a right twat.
6:21:08 AM: RT @dalekcat: RT @GPforhire: RT @SmallCasserole: Labour – 1.2 times the votes of LibDems, 4.7 times the seats – Democracy my arse.
6:28:52 AM: RT @lordbonkers: Conservatives gain Winchester >> NOOOO!
6:30:17 AM: Will there be ANY BME MPs left this afternoon?
6:40:58 AM: @bridgetfox Really sorry.
6:41:15 AM: @mpntod Really sorry.
8:49:30 AM: //ELB
9:49:30 AM: //ELB
10:31:15 AM: Ah, the CiF trolls are enjoying their moment. One of the clear winners of this election: http://bit.ly/aSEDVR
11:21:28 AM: Important poll: How are you feeling about the election result? http://twtpoll.com/g3ypmz #twtpoll #ge2010
11:22:16 AM: Please can you vote in my poll: http://twtpoll.com/g3ypmz – desperately trying to gauge the mood at the moment. #ge2010
11:23:49 AM: You might also want to have your say here: http://labs.38degrees.org.uk/content/election-what-next #ge2010
11:28:12 AM: Thanks for your feedback. Working on something and this is really valuable: http://twtpoll.com/r/g3ypmz Please RT!
12:15:42 PM: Teather is teh campaign geenius.
12:16:53 PM: The question is: can anyone beat Sarah Teather? Does anyone else notice a resemblance between her and Hit Girl from Kick-Ass?
12:22:07 PM: Seriously. This should have been Teather’s election posters. http://twitpic.com/1lqa0k