Comments on: EXCLUSIVE: Should Irfan Ahmed have to pay for what he did?

By: Stephen Glenn

Stephen Glenn — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:44:13 +0000

Of course the bit we shrink would be the aprt that contains the body containly a deep, deeply secreted sense of homour.

By: Stephen Glenn

Stephen Glenn — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:43:21 +0000

Gavin the fake death stunt could easily be arranged by a shrinking of say Linlithgow Loch bound to shot up the hit count.

By: Alix

Alix — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:06:42 +0000

“with a highly secreted sense of humour”.

Do you mean hidden or formed from slow permeating drips of some unpleasant fluid?

You’re all extremely mean, by the way. *adjusts pince-nez*

By: Martin Land

Martin Land — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:31:37 +0000

He should be forced to save a Bank out of his pocket money!

By: Jennie

Jennie — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:52:57 +0000

* can’t get the image of James as a furry out of head since Paul’s comment *

DAMN YOU comment notification…

By: James Graham

James Graham — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:25:10 +0000

Can I get sponsorship from Toto Politico?

By: Gavin Whenman

Gavin Whenman — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:23:55 +0000

I didn’t say it wasn’t risky, just that it would get you traffic (by the way, how would you feel about a little fake death stunt to drive up hits?)

By: James Graham

James Graham — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:18:50 +0000

Gavin - not sure the sarcasm helps me. In fact, I’m pretty certain it will get me shot one of these days.

By: Gavin Whenman

Gavin Whenman — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:57:38 +0000

Use of “EXCLUSIVE” - Check
“Irfan Ahmed” in the heading - Check
Heavy use of sarcasm - Check

You’re a shoo-in

By: Paul Walter

Paul Walter — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:53:57 +0000

Don’t worry about James, Irfan. At first he seems like a big bully, but in fact, deep down, I mean really really deep down, he’s just a squidgy old teddy bear with a highly secreted sense of humour.